• The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff
• How to Talk Teen
• How to be a Cat
• Is it in Yet?
• How to be a Dog
• The World According to Nigel Farage
• How to Chat Someone Up at a Funeral
• Weird Sh!t 
• Must Try Harder - History, English, Science and Geography  ('compiled by' credit) 
• Eurrgh! 
• Epic Fail! 
• Dead Beat (novel)  ebook   
• FBIs Most Wanted cats 
• CIA's Most Wanted dogs 
• Release Your Inner Old Fart  ebook 
• Foul Mouthed Pets   
• Crash! The Official Bankers Joke Book  ebook
• Dick Longg Saves the World! (novel)  ebook
• The Loo Companion 
• Teddy Bears of the Rich & Famous (with Barney Leigh)
• Celebrities Behaving Badly (with Carol McGiffin)
• More Pets With Tourettes*
• Pets With Tourettes*
• The Book of Stupid Lists* (new version)
• You Know You're a Child of the 70s…*
• You Know You're a Child of the 60s…*
• The Advanced Swearing Handbook*
• You Know You're a Child of the 80s…*
• The Gossip's Guide to Madam Tussauds* (with Jeremy Beadle)
• How to Make it in Advertising*

• Tall Animal Tales* (with Rolf Harris)
• Tarrant on Millionaires* (with Chris Tarrant)
• The Big Viagra Joke book*
• Sports Crazy* (with Des Lynam)
• Jeremy Beadle's How to Make Your Own Video Blockbuster*
• The Book of Utterly Ridiculous Stupid Lists*
• Wannabe a Spice Girl?*
• The Lovers' Revenge Kit*
• Beastly Behaviour* (with Rolf Harris)
• The Really Rough Holiday Guide*
• The Extra-Terrestrial's Guide to the X-Files*
• True Animal Tales* (with Rolf Harris)
• The Official Politically Incorrect Handbook - volume 2*
• The Office Revenge Kit*
• Roy Chubby Brown Unzipped!* (with Roy Chubby Brown)
• The Ultimate Revenge Kit*
• Back to Basics*
• The Official Politically Incorrect Handbook*
• How To Be a Real Man* (with Julian Clary)
• The Book of Stupid Lists* 
• How to Be a Superhero* 
• The Return of the Complete Revenge Kit*
• The Naughty '90s* 
• The Book of Revelations* 
• How to be a Complete Bitch* (with Pamela Stephenson) 
• How to be a Complete Bastard* (with Adrian Edmondson) 
• The Complete Revenge Kit*

*Books co-written with Mike Lepine

The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff

From Android to Zoella, a complete guide to the modern world for the easily perplexed.

A handy guide for anyone who says, 'The Facebook' or 'The Google' or who asks, 'Do they deliver emails on Sunday?' This is a book for those who are bamboozled not just by the technology of the contemporary world, but also various modern concepts and conceits are alien (and possibly frightening) not just to the elderly - but probably also to anyone over 45...

How To Talk Teen

From Asshat to Zup, the Totes Awesome Dictionary of Teenage Slang

What's ILL in one place can be WACK in another, or the same word can actually have TOTES different meanings. It's CRAY CRAY!

From KEWL girls hitting on HENCH boys to wannabe gangstas hangin' with their DOGGS in the ENDZ, teen slang can leave NOOBS CONFUZZLED. If you want to appear DOPE or just want to know WTF is going on, How to Talk Teen is the ultimate guide!