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BOOKS

HOW TO TALK TEEN*

HOW TO BE A CAT*

IS IT IN YET?*

HOW TO BE A DOG*

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO NIGEL FARAGE*

HOW TO CHAT SOMEONE UP AT A FUNERAL*  

WEIRD SH!T*

MUST TRY HARDER* - History, English, Science and Geography  ('compiled by' credit)

EUrrgh!*

EPIC FAIL!*

DEAD BEAT* (novel)  eBook   

FBI'S MOST WANTED CATS*  

CIA'S MOST WANTED DOGS*  

RELEASE YOUR INNER OLD FART*  eBook  

FOUL MOUTHED PETS  

CRASH! THE OFFICIAL BANKERS JOKE BOOK*  eBook

DICK LONGG SAVES THE WORLD!*  (novel)  eBook

THE LOO COMPANION*

TEDDY BEARS OF THE RICH & FAMOUS* (with Barney Leigh)

CELEBRITIES BEHAVING BADLY* (with Carol McGiffin)

MORE PETS WITH TOURETTES

PETS WITH TOURETTES

THE BOOK OF STUPID LISTS (new version)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 70s…

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 60s…

THE ADVANCED SWEARING HANDBOOK

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 80s…

THE GOSSIP'S GUIDE TO MADAM TUSSAUDS (with Jeremy Beadle)

HOW TO MAKE IT IN ADVERTISING

TALL ANIMAL TALES (with Rolf Harris)

TARRANT ON MILLIONAIRES (with Chris Tarrant)

THE BIG VIAGRA JOKE BOOK

SPORTS CRAZY (with Des Lynam)

JEREMY BEADLE'S HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN VIDEO BLOCKBUSTER

THE BOOK OF UTTERLY RIDICULOUS STUPID LISTS

WANNABE A SPICE GIRL?

THE LOVERS' REVENGE KIT

BEASTLY BEHAVIOUR (with Rolf Harris)

THE REALLY ROUGH HOLIDAY GUIDE

THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL'S GUIDE TO THE X-FILES

TRUE ANIMAL TALES (with Rolf Harris)

THE OFFICIAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT HANDBOOK - Volume 2

THE OFFICE REVENGE KIT

ROY CHUBBY BROWN UNZIPPED! (with Roy Chubby Brown)

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE KIT

BACK TO BASICS

THE OFFICIAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT HANDBOOK

HOW TO BE A REAL MAN (with Julian Clary)

THE BOOK OF STUPID LISTS

HOW TO BE A SUPERHERO

THE RETURN OF THE COMPLETE REVENGE KIT

THE NAUGHTY '90s

THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS

HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BITCH (with Pamela Stephenson)

HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD (with Adrian Edmondson)

THE COMPLETE REVENGE KIT



Books co-written with Mike Lepine except those indicated by an asterisk

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