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BOOKS

THE OLDER PERSON'S GUIDE TO NEW STUFF - Out 2019

HOW TO TALK TEEN

HOW TO BE A CAT

IS IT IN YET?

HOW TO BE A DOG

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO NIGEL FARAGE

HOW TO CHAT SOMEONE UP AT A FUNERAL

WEIRD SH!T

MUST TRY HARDER - History, English, Science and Geography  ('compiled by' credit)

EUrrgh!

EPIC FAIL!

DEAD BEAT (novel)  eBook   

FBI'S MOST WANTED CATS  

CIA'S MOST WANTED DOGS

RELEASE YOUR INNER OLD FART  eBook  

FOUL MOUTHED PETS  

CRASH! THE OFFICIAL BANKERS JOKE BOOK  eBook

DICK LONGG SAVES THE WORLD!  (novel)  eBook

THE LOO COMPANION

TEDDY BEARS OF THE RICH & FAMOUS (with Barney Leigh)

CELEBRITIES BEHAVING BADLY (with Carol McGiffin)

MORE PETS WITH TOURETTES*

PETS WITH TOURETTES*

THE BOOK OF STUPID LISTS* (new version)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 70s…*

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 60s…*

THE ADVANCED SWEARING HANDBOOK*

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 80s…*

THE GOSSIP'S GUIDE TO MADAM TUSSAUDS* (with Jeremy Beadle)

HOW TO MAKE IT IN ADVERTISING*

TALL ANIMAL TALES* (with Rolf Harris)

TARRANT ON MILLIONAIRES* (with Chris Tarrant)

THE BIG VIAGRA JOKE BOOK*

SPORTS CRAZY* (with Des Lynam)

JEREMY BEADLE'S HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN VIDEO BLOCKBUSTER*

THE BOOK OF UTTERLY RIDICULOUS STUPID LISTS*

WANNABE A SPICE GIRL?*

THE LOVERS' REVENGE KIT*

BEASTLY BEHAVIOUR* (with Rolf Harris)

THE REALLY ROUGH HOLIDAY GUIDE*

THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL'S GUIDE TO THE X-FILES*

TRUE ANIMAL TALES* (with Rolf Harris)

THE OFFICIAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT HANDBOOK - Volume 2*

THE OFFICE REVENGE KIT*

ROY CHUBBY BROWN UNZIPPED!* (with Roy Chubby Brown)

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE KIT*

BACK TO BASICS*

THE OFFICIAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT HANDBOOK*

HOW TO BE A REAL MAN* (with Julian Clary)

THE BOOK OF STUPID LISTS*

HOW TO BE A SUPERHERO*

THE RETURN OF THE COMPLETE REVENGE KIT*

THE NAUGHTY '90s*

THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS*

HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BITCH* (with Pamela Stephenson)

HOW TO BE A COMPLETE BASTARD* (with Adrian Edmondson)

THE COMPLETE REVENGE KIT*



Books co-written with Mike Lepine are indicated by an asterisk

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